dang

for the love of puppies and bunnies and all things innocent - can i get a date?

and no, i’m not talkin’ about making it a “blockbuster nite” and i can hardly watch the movie
cuz
a negro is breathing down my neck and trying to screw me on the sofa
and
his clothes smell like reefer and cologne
and
i’m 2 seconds away from saying

um . . .don’t be trying to fall asleep over herre . . .

will you please leave so i can masturbate and sprawl out?

this is so fuckin’ boring type date

nope

i’m talking about scooping me up at around 7-ish
cuz
we have plans for the evening
and
it’s filled with easy conversation and gut busting laughter
and
i aint even thinking about how early i have to go to work tomorrow
or
did i leave a load of laundry in the washer?
cuz
at this point the daily humdrum is irrelevant
and

electric currents are racing through my body
cuz
his eyes are speaking to me in volumes
and
he don’t know that tonite, i may inadvertently decide to deliberately

unladylike

and that’s good news for him us.

so, i’m breaking him off with leather and lace
cuz
he knows what to do wit it.

July 25,2003

Dear Ms. Angelique

We missed you at your scheduled appointment with us on July 17th, 2003. We hope there is nothing seriously wrong. We do request that patients provide us with a notice of at least 48 hours if unable to make a reserved appoinment time. This gives us a chance to serve another patient. Since we were not informed, there is a $25.00 charge.

Please call the office to schedule another appointment. We are interested in achieving an excellent prognosis with your dental treatment and any delay may lead to problems with a poorer prognosis.

Sincerely,

Lori
Prairie Dental Group
- - - - -
Okay, this is some bullshyt. I’m not trying to read this type of mail when I come home from work. “We hope there is nothing seriously wrong”, yeah right, like Prairie Dental really gives a gotdamn about my well being. Sounds more like sarcasm to me. “We hope there is nothing seriously wrong”, the only thing wrong is that these bloodsuckers want $25.OO from a chick like me! I don’t believe in paying for services that are not rendered.

I think it’s a crime what doctors and dentists charge these days. Insurance rates are out of control. Not only do I have a deductible, I have nice lil’ a co-pay as well. I’m getting juiced for my dividends so some prick can scrap my gums and x-ray my teeth every six months. And the whole time the dental hygienist has her rubber fingers in my mouth, she’s hitting me up with a sales pitch.

“Your teeth look great Angelique. I think you would really enjoy our Sonic Care toothbrush. It’s faster, easier to use, and combines 41,000 sonic strokes per minute with patented Cyberspring bristles to take oral care to a higher power. I have one at home and love it. It’s sort of on the pricey side, but it’s well worth it. I recommend one for your son as well. Sometimes children have a habit of brushing too hard. We also have Crest Whitening Strips if you are interested. “

Yeah, exaaaaaaactly, it’s sorta on the overpriced side: $100.00 + tax. I bet it cost Sonic Care $1.00 to make those joints somewhere in Timbuktu. As I type this post, some poor, enslaved child is assembling Sonic Care toothbrushes for pennies a day. Yeah, I think I’ll just keep using the OralB I bought at Target and hope for the best.

Prairie Dental should charged $25.00 for soliciting me to buy products every damn time I step - up - in - the place! This is one of the reasons I decided not to go back. I want a dentist that has more of a personable feel. At Prairie Dental I felt like I’m a number, not a patient.

So in conclusion, the “prognosis” is: Prairie Dental will get hit off with my hard earned $25.00 when the honorable Louis Farrakhan eats hog maws and chitterlings with George W. Bush during Rosh Hashanah! Until then Prairie Dental and their extra perky - extra phony - overpriced toothbrush peddling - hygienist as can kiss my gap toothed azz. I’m am so serious.

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