ala peanut butter & jelly sandwichs

apparently, i didn’t go low enuf with the false representation of my annual income. the “cafeteria coordinator” left 2 voice mails letting me know i have an outstanding balance of $13.24 for previously digested school lunchs.

in the last message she sounded a little bit “testy” - like, damn bitch, is you is or is u aint gon’ pay up? i know you got my last message . . . go ahead, mess around and your son will be eating a government peanut butter sandwich w/ a glass of river water! lol! of course she didn’t really say that, but that was the tone of her voice. she was sweating me for the $$.

aint nobody sent me a letter in the mail? i assumed everythang was on the up and up! but, i got it all squared-out this afternoon. NO FREE LUNCH. just reduced lunch . . . uh, i can work with that.

happy friday america.