THE FEVER: I Need Some &*%K In My Life!!

is the title too personal? does it make you uncomfortable? well, sorry charlie - it is what it is.

*singing*
can’t stop, won’t stop
rocafella records cause
we get down baby, we get down baby
girls the girls they love us
cause we stay fresh to def
we the best nuthin less

don’t ask me why i’ve been mentally replaying this verse in my head all damn day. i really don’t care much about rockafella reocrds or those lil’ smarty pants the “young gunz” but, the beat to this song is “nutty”! it makes my phat azz wanna bust a move! ya’ll aint never seen me in action on the dance floor - it’s a beautiful thang. i bump all of the skinny chicks to side and work it out. more bounce to the ounce biooootch!

this past saturday nite, the “rose man” was waiting for me when i got off the dance floor! someone must’ve appreciated me “droppin’ it like it’s hot”! i picked a lovely yellow rose, but i never did find out who bought it for me.

it couldv’e been anyone. . .
it could’ve been your baby momma! it aint no telling.

more and more women keep flirting with me when i step out the club. it’s not safe to go to the bathroom alone these days.

bi-chick: i really like that shade of lip gloss you’re wearing.

lique: thank you. *smile*

bi-chick: you have beautiful lips, they are so full. *looking me over and moving in on me* is that a “beauty-mark” by your lips ??? that’s sexy.

(stevie wonder can see the lustful look in her eyes)

lique: yes, i suppose.

i’m not really concerned about a persons sexual preference, but i think the whole - bi-sexual - bi-curious - TREND has gotten out of control. i’ve encountered several so called “bi-sexual” women, that are really just borderline hoes. all they want to do is get their “roll out” with any tom-dick and harpo and sometimes an angelique. i know when someone is flirting with me versus giving a compliment. freaky azz broads. i’m not a present for ya man! move around ya drunk bitch! get your mind right.

my intentions are not to offend anyone. but, i’m thinking that you shouldn’t base your sexual preference on a trend. stop trying to be like one of those bimbos on someones video.

anyhoo . . .
a sister is in dire need of a nice skrong man with muscles, stamina and excellent oral skills. i’m really really missing dirk right about now. *sigh* . . . but i’m missing his technique, more than the bullshit - i really am. he useta be like bustah rhymes and light that azz on fire! lol!

however!

i shall/must/will refrain from letting my amorous nature rule my world. i refuse to settle for hard dick and bubble gum. i’m gon’ be aight.