The Things People Do

Imagine this is the person whom you have been chatting online with and having cyber sex for well over a month. . . SUPRISE!! Still want her to lick you with her studded tongue?

Imagine this is your mother and she wants to meet your friends . . .

Imagine you are an employer and this is the person that shows up for an interview? Can she type?

Imagine if this strange and scary looking woman walked up to you from out of nowhere and proclaimed that she has put a curse on you . . .

Imagine what the rest of her body must look like . . .

Imagine how this woman will look when she is old - old - old. . .

Now, imagine your are forced to be her personal care attendent in a nursing home . . . and she needs a sponge bath.

Imagine what she would look like if all of the piercings were removed and she still is left full of holes . . .

Who the hell is her hairdresser? George Clinton and the Parliment Funkadelic?

This is just awful, way worse than Freddy Krueger. It’s Halloween for this chick everyday.

“Elaine Davidson of Brazil, who holds the Guinness world record for being the woman with the greatest number of body piercings, 1,903 altogether, poses at the Tate Modern art gallery in London, November 11, 2003. The gallery held an event to mark the release of the 100th millionth copy of the Guinness World Records books. ” (Lee Besford/Reuters)

Damn, what happend to the extraordinary, yet somewhat wholesome things people used to gain recognition in the Guinness World Records books? Things such as, the amount of times a person could bounce a ping-pong ball without messing up. Or, blowing the worlds biggest bubble, etc? Times sure have changed since I was a youngster back in the 70’s and 80’s . . .