Don’t Sweat The Technique

Mos Def: Damn, is that Angelique over there looking fine as frogs hair?

Kermit: Fine as frogs hair?

Mos Def: Yo, “Lique” is looking swell these days. Kerm, I gotta get that! I can just picture us in a big tub full of bubbles and getting it right. I like em’ tall and sexy. *licks lips*

Ms. Piggy: *mumbles under breath* Oh please, she’s cute, but not as cute as me. Biatch . . .

Ms. Piggy: *waves to Angelique with extra enthusiasm
* Hey Girl! It’s me, Ms. Piggy! You look great tonight! I love your hair! Let’s do lunch. Call me! *fake smile* .

Ms. Piggy: *elbow to the ribs* Kermie, I know you and her have something going on. When I find out for sure, I’m going to smack fire from your lil frail ass. I saw the way she looked at you.

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Updates are one the way. The next topic of dicussion: Women and Our Insecurities. Can’t We All Just Get Along? - Or something like that.