“It’s no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn’t even speak to each other if they met at a party.” – Nick Hornby, High Fidelity

I don’t know who the hell Nick Hornby is, but he’s got me pegged.

I’m thinking about the time Ice Cube came to FIRST AVENUE back in 92′. The crowd was so extra thick I had to fight to get thru the front doors. I am so serious. I was 18. I had on patent leather knee boots and leopard print leggings with a fitted shirt that had beads and shit hanging off of it (Never again will I go there). Once inside, I made it all the way to the front row. I was PUMPED! During the entire show I had to hold bitches back from bogarting their way into my space. Everyone in that joint wanted to bumrush the show! Never before were my 3 inch heels planted so solid on the ground. I wasn’t going nowhere. Fuck that.

When Cube shined the lights into the audience his eyes popped open in amazement. He said, “Damn, there are alot of Niggas in here tonight ! “. Please understand, I live in Minnesota. Every black person in the entire state was crammed in FIRST AVE. And all of us were singing along like one big happy family - “FUCK YOU ICE CUBE!!!!” We all had our middle fingers in the air. It was a beautiful thing . . . raw energy. I loved it and I’m ghetto and I don’t give a damn.

Blogging is boring to me right now. It’s become more of a chore, than a relaxing hobby. Don’t be suprised if I take a hiatus some time soon.

I hope you will take the time to read the spoken word piece I have selected for this week: “THE CAUSE” by Miguel Pinero. As cliche as it sounds, the more things change, the more they stay the same. Sad but true.

Believe it our not, I really do a great job of censoring myself and this site. I’ve been behaving myself and trying to remain positive and focused. Tis not always an easy task for the kid (me). The three monkies can only hold their postion for so long.

So FUCK! fuck corporate america -fuck weight watchers - fuck broke ass niggas that want to fuck me - fuck bum bitches, who lurk in the background at SAUCYDAME.COM, tryna read between the lines, thinking that they know me - fuck dumb people - fuck grown ass men on some bunk-bed shit - fuck ugly ass rappers- fuck people that want to 69 and owe you 1 - fuck niggas that don’t eat pork but smoke 10 blunts a day, a carton of newports and shack up with white women- fuck white people in general - yeah i said it! fuck ya’ll! - fuck tupac shakur too! - fuck “the blacks” that think “the man” is holding you down - get up - get out and get something, fucking cry babies! - fuck begging ass homeless people - fuck the police- fuck the government - fuck cover charges at the club - fuck men with small penises - fuck video hoes - fuck weak ass women gettin’ their chins checked buy some pussy clot of a man - fuck unruly, disrespectful teenagers - fuck my high ass internet bill - fuck your religion - fuck the horrid state of todays black music - fuck christmas - fuck nepotism - fuck red neck “tricks” rollin’ through my black neighborhood, looking for a “dick suck” - fuck this crappy economy-fuck brothers on the down low (homo-thugs) - fuck women with mustaches and men with titties - fuck trying to be the most popular person online - fuck you know-it-alls - fuck nerds online who think they are hip-hop experts - fuck what you’re going through - fuck what you’re feeling right now - fuck what you heard - fuck what you think you know - fuck you if you are taking this to heart - don’t like it here? oh, well last time i checked nobody is holding a gun to your head - so go fuck yourself! fuck the world, don’t ask me for shit and everything you get, you gotta work hard for it.

Ladies,

Are you looking to get ’saved’ but not in the Baptist church kind of way? ” Sex A Baller - Out Of His Mind and Money ” written by Mysterious Luva, will take your broke, gold diggin’ ass from out of the gutter to livin’ large, with the turn of a page! (If that’s what you want to tell yo’self). Real women hold it down every day without reading crap like this to pay their bills and live swell. Yeah, you may land yourself a “Baller”, but can he “ball” mentally? That’s what I want to know. And don’t get it twisted, I would LOVE to have a few bills paid and a sparkling gem or two. Yup, I’m all about dinner dates and tokens of affection . . . but not by taking this route. I aint mad at the author though, she’s pimping all of her readers, everytime they buy her book.

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• Making A Baller Fall In Love
• Getting MONEY From A Baller
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• Turning A Baller Out In Bed
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BY THE END OF THIS BOOK, YOU’LL HAVE YOUR CERTIFIED BALLER-CATCHER’S DEGREE!

Busy, busy, busy over herre. . .

I’ve been gettin’ my roll out with my new boo, Felix “Tito” Trinidad. Over the past few months, he’s been teaching me how to kick box and handle my liquor. I’ve been keepin’ it on the down low. But I just can’t keep it to myself any longer. Tito’s got me open. There’s something sexy about a man that can handle his business in the ring ( Um, with the exception of Mike Tyson).

Did anyone catch the fight on Saturday? Did my man Tito mix on a sucka or what? Damn, he must have connected with homeboys face, like 5 or 6 times in a row. WHAM! BAM! POWIE! ZOOM!!!! HELLO? Oh, somebody got TKO’d. Yeah, Ricardo Mayorga put in some work, but in the end it just wasn’t good enough. I won’t front though, I was a little nervous in the 1st few rounds. Tito took a few “binks”.

Lately peeps have been getting knocked the fuck out. Oscar De La Hoya was knocked out for the first time in his career and seven days later Roy Jones, Jr. was laid out cold. Tito says he aint going out like that. He said he’s gotta make that “paper”. The two year hiatus is over. He said he’s going to take care of me in the style I’m accustomed to. Nothing but the finest. LOL!

Trinidad Breaks It Down

“Their defeats have nothing to do with me,” Trinidad said of De La Hoya and Jones. ” I don’t know how they train for big fights. I know how I train and how I do my thing. I never got a bad feeling for a second about my fight. I came here to win and I’m going to win. That’s how I feel right now, I’m not afraid of disappointing anybody.”

“He’s [Ricardo Mayorga] been talking too much but that doesn’t bother me at all because, to be honest with you, I like boxers like that. When I go into the ring I’m going to hit him hard and I’ll feel okay about it. I feel good because I know I’m meeting a guy who has been talking too much. He monkeys with me but he’s helping me to hit him harder. I’m not losing focus but when I hit him hard I’ll feel good because I know he’s been talking so much.” - Excerpt from HBO Online

You tell em’ Papi. The people that talk the most unnecessary shit, usually lose their focus and get served the hardest. When it comes to talkin’ smack, I know I can handle mine. But, I’ve never been the type of person to get carried away and take myself too seriously. I’ve also learned when to shut the eff up and roll with the punches. Ya know? Just something to think about.

So what’s good with ya’ll? Holla at Sista.