This Little Piggy Went to Market . . . This Little Piggy Stayed Home.
Posted by Saucy Dame Dizzle on
January 10, 2006
* Yes, these are really my air-conditioned socks . . .
The photo above represents where I’m at in life:
Sparklin’ on the inside & full of razzle-dazzle
Feelin’ all hot-pink & sassy
I’se ready to shine for myself & the world
yet
I’m still shrouded in the everyday, charcol gray,
humdrum of my so-called life.
Well, at least I’ve got a few sparkly toes hangin’ out . . .
My momma said “STOP bitching and start thinking more globally about your talents. You know you got it - MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!! “
Yes Ma, I know, I know!
I’m tired of talkin’ too.
I’m ready for some action. . .
It’s just that sometimes it feels like I’m carving my path to success with a plastic butter knife.
We all get the same 24 hours.
I really need to evaluate how I’m managing mine.
I really want some new socks, damnit!
Cop That! Cop a Ghostdeini Dolly for The Saucy Dame Dizzle . . .
Posted by Saucy Dame Dizzle on
January 10, 2006
*Morris Day voice* Oh Lawd, why is a limited edition “Ghostdeini Dolly” in the works?
Just in case you aint know . . . I’m so dangerously in love with the man who rocks a golden eagle on his sexy-fine-choc-o-late-y-arm. *swoon*
* But um, his knuckles are lookin’ a tad bit ashy. Fellas, you’ve gotta lotion up. Don’t forget.
Each Ghostface Killah doll includes:
- Real 14 karat gold chain
- Real GFK Robe
- Gold Chalice with Swarovski crystals
- A Ghostface Killah Doll mixtape by a world-famous DJ (TBA)
- Real 14 karat gold avenging eagle accessory (extra)
- An opportunity for a 1 in 500 chance to spend a day with Ghostface Killah himself
And:
- Each Doll will come in a limited edition gold sealed box
- Ghostface Killah is fully involved in all aspects of the project from manufacturing to promotion
- Each Doll speaks original recordings of Ghostface Killah catch-phrases such as: “Ghostface,Ghostface” and “In a flashy penthouse that overlooks the vista” and “Yo bitch, I fucked your friend, you stank ho! ”
The unfinished prototype looks kinda scary though . . . nothing like my Taurean lover. *shakes head* However, I’m sure the finished product will be the ultimate for its Supreme Clientele.
For more info, hit up the official ghostfacedoll.com site. And make sure ya cream colored Wallabees are ‘on point’ before you enter. Ya dig?
2006 Is Going to Be Awesome: I’se Can Smell The Freshness
Posted by Saucy Dame Dizzle on
January 1, 2006
January 1st, 2006 - I took out the trash . I will no longer withstand the funky stench of soured friendships, rotten lovers and moldy “beef” ; peppered with folks personal issues and hidden agendas. There will be none of that in 2006. I refuse to get caught up in anyones drama, period. Moving forward, folks can carry all the guilt and grime they wanna, just so long as they don’t give it to me! That aint my bag, baby. You own it. Handle ‘ that ‘, Partner.
I’m letting go . . .
Farwell . . . Toodles . . . Smooches . . .See Ya!
I’m sure you get the picture.
And for the sake of checks and balances, nor will sit around in my own stanky shit and pretend it smells like fresh spun cotton candy, on a warm summer day. Shit stinks. I don’t care what you do to cover it up, or how it’s packaged . . . it’s still shit. Period. There is work to be done. And that’s all I have to say about it. I welcome 2006 with open arms and I anticipate positive results. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE ! I hope 2006 is good to ya !
With that being said: There are a few new pics, over at my precious SNAP-O- RAMA.
Holla at the Dame !
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