Archive for May, 2006

Passive Aggressive Catharsis

List up to ten (10) things you want to say to ten (10) different people. Do not state who these people are. Do not confirm or deny any ‘comment speculation’

*A mental/written exercise found by the way of Revolutions Per Minute.

You’re going to read this list, and believe you know every person each item is referencing. And you will be wrong.

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I Asked, You Answered. Survey Results: Why Do You Visit/Read Saucy Dame Delux ?

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Before being so rudely interrupted by Uncle Sam, I was in the process of gathering information from the lovely readers of SDD. In order to serve you better, I thought it would be a neat idea to learn a little sumthin’ - sumthin’ about ya’ll, and why you chose to check for “Momma Said Knock You Out”.

I posted a survey with 10 brief questions on the who, what, when, where and why, tip . . . and waited for the answers to trickle in. I thought for sure I’d only get a few responses (mostly from my Mother and a few close friends who felt obligated to rally for a chic). I also braced myself for the “hate”, as the survey was anonymous and folks could say whatever they wanted, without catching a beatdown.

Well, my Momma and friends did indeed respond, but to my surprise I also received solid participation from several folks who have yet to utter a peep in the comments section or otherwise. I just knew I had some folks, lurking in the cut. I was right, the survey was yet further confirmation that they/YOU exist. So, I guess my insecurities and paranoia are unwarranted, (this time around).

An Overview of the Survey:

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Um, Hells Yes!

I swear I would leave my bedroom window open tonite, if I thought this sexy-fione-man would climb through it . . . and do some pleasurable thangs to me. *fans self*


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Thank you ice-its socool.com.

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SNAP-O-RAMA : UMAF’s 5th Anniversary Party and The Grand Opening of the Minneapolis Central Library

Happy Hump Day!

Okay, from time to time I enjoy making snide remarks about others. This is no secret. So, for the sake of checks and balances, I shall proceed with talkin’ ’snarky’ about myself, in regards to this here photo . . .

Knuckle Sandwich

All my life I’ve secretly hoped that I would one day discover I am ‘next of kin’ to a rich and famous person; a person who would save my ass from poverty and bequeath unto me a bundle of cash and unmarked bearer bonds from their death bed.

Well, that day hasn’t come . . . but damn if I don’t look like the long lost relative of Elvis Presley, mixed with a splash of Kanye West and some leftover ‘Butch’ vibes from last years Pride Festival. *dead*

This hilarious photo comes courtesy of Charles Scott McEwan, one of the artists that I met at the Art -A- Whirl this past weekend. I saw his boxing/wrestling ring and felt compelled to jump on it !

K.I.M - Keepin’ It Movin’ . . .

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Diana Ross “The Blue Album”.

I am a huge Diana Ross fan. Not only do Diana and I share the same birth date ; her sophisticated, glam-diva style and syrupy vocals are like no other. I am especially fond of her because my grandmother (the O.G.S.D.D), bumped her albums on repeat all through out the 70’s and early 80’s. As a child, I couldn’t get away from Diana if I had wanted to. I pretty much know the lyrics to all of her songs offa the top of my ‘dome’.

True, she’s participated in her share of ‘wackiness’ over the years, but certainly you MUST agree Diana is ‘that deal’. Check the resume.

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For more than 30 years, rumors have circulated of a never-issued Diana Ross album of jazz standards recorded around the time of her triumphant star turn in Lady Sings The Blues. Recently, these archival recordings were discovered in the MOTOWN vault.

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