Coming to a Ghetto Near YOU! Maybe . . .
Posted by Saucy Dame Dizzle on
July 13, 2006
Dada Supreme is BLINDING me with science!
Oh Lord. I can see it now . . . “Ghetto-fabsters” everywhere receiving citations from the “Po Po” for violating the citys noise ordinance. Fights breaking out because Pookie done stepped on someones brand new “kicks”, loaded with more electronic technology than a RADIOSHACK outlet.
Po Po: “Um, excuse me Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to turn the volume down on your shoes. You’re out - of - compliance. Here’s two tickets, no, make that 3.
1. Noise Disturbance. Your neighbor has complained she can hear your shoes blasting “Shake That Laffy Taffy” a mile away. Said she can’t get no rest for all the racket you and your sneakers wearing buddies keep up.
2. Reckless Endangerment and Property Damage. The vibration from your “speaker shoes” has caused cracked pavements, sore eardrums and the death of several small animals.
3. Poor Fashion Taste. It’s not against State or Federal law to be tacky. But I also moonlight for the “Fashion Police”. And according to our code of conduct, you Sir, are a HOT ASS MESS; walking around with a cheesy ass stereo strapped to your feet. Gitthefuckouttaherre. Inspector Gadget! Dada aint been hot since the mid 90’s. . .
*ha ha* Okay, I’m through with it.
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2 Responses to “Coming to a Ghetto Near YOU! Maybe . . .”
Creative, but uuuuugleee. When I think of gimmicky attempts at media infused footwear, I remember things like the LA Gear’s that lit up on the soles. [Let's not forget that those were targeted for teens. Now you see the toddlers wearing the plastic soled skips with them, so their parents know where they are.] I think about the sneaker skates by Sketchers and others. Never really caught on huh? Exaaactly. How bout the Roos with the velcro pockets on the sides? Anyone ever cop the Lotto’s with the interchangeable patches??? Naw, didn’t think so. As a kid then I would never have bought any of those, nor would my parents. So DADA’s attempt at cross culturalism will fail too. Those sneakers are ugly for 1, and it’s going to get really annoying when malfunctions happen due to inclement weather and other technical issues. What; are we to take them back to Foot Locker and ask for the i-sneaker repair man?
By The 5th Letter [E] on Jul 13, 2006
Hahahaa…clear plastic bottoms those are shoes that you’re only going to be able to wear a couple times and you’re going to have to keep them up! What about the source of energy that will be powering the blasting music?!
By Christina on Jul 13, 2006