Dear World, I am READY . . .

And although my announcement may not make any sense to some of you, that is all you need to know for now.

Thanks for your support. I’mma need it.

Angelique -

When Disaster Strikes. . .Based On A True Minneapolis Story.

Names and specific details of this story have been changed to protect the horny and the dumb.

Once upon a time in the great city of Minneapolis . . .

The concert had come to an end. It was a funky-good time to be had by all. The SOS BAND had come to town and served up the stellar performance everyone had anticipated. Their high energy performance stirred up happy feelings and high-spirits. It was all smiles and laughter and not a frown, fuss or fight in sight. Not satisfied with leaving directly after the bands set, a mixture of folks hung out, sipped on cocktails and socialized.

It was the height of summer in Minneapolis. The air was thick with a post-concert ‘musk’ – the kind that can only be generated by a variety of perfume and colognes, a generous amount of hair care products, antiperspirant on its last line of defense and of course, alcohol. Even with the air conditioner on MAX, it was hotter than a tricks dick at the free clinic. But for the most part, people ignored the heat index and kept the after-party in full swing. After enduring long harsh winters and even soggier springs; most Minnesotans welcome the warmth that the month of July brings. More than any other group of people, Minnesota residents rank highest in the appreciation of “Mother Natures” sunshine and all of its benefits.

Read the rest of this entry »

Splashing & Dashing

If you attempted to access “Momma Said Knock You Out” and were unable to gain access - it’s because I’ve been splashin’ & dashin’ over here - in case you aint noticed. Thus the reason for the whole “password” thingy. Sorry. Just couldn’t have folks traipsing about the bloggy-blog while it was under construction. I hope you understand.

I have yet to have a blog design that I adore 100%. But I must say that I’m really diggin’ on the open feel of this one - a canvas of putty & soft cream, with splashs of vibrant colors that tickle your senses. Kinda like me. *smile* Oh, you not feeling it? Fine. Cost you nothing, pay it no mind!

So yeah, I’se can now get back to the business of bringing you the saucy-sauce. And you can stop emailing me, inquiring if everything is alright (actually, it’s nice to know you care). A new RADIO.BLOG commeth this weekend (not sure what it will consist of).

Check back for updates soon!

Lique -

Archie Bunker Hollas At The NAACP

“It’s a lot easier to change a law than to change a human heart, and I understand that many African-Americans distrust my political party.”
- George Bush

In regards to George W. Bushs speech at the NAACP Convention, you would do well to view these clips and holla back. America, what’s on your mind? Go ahead, take the entire weekend . . . I’ll be around.

The Daily Show on Bush’s NAACP Convention Speech:

Read the rest of this entry »

You Know What I Would Like?

I would like to see Sunshine Anderson make a killer come back and “merck” some of these unworthy R&B heifers dead in their microwave popcorn, non-talented, tracks. That’s what I would like. That, and *pinky swear* that she will never, ever use the services of whomever styled her for this photo, again. You got robbed girl! Go get your $$ back.

Sunshine is supposed to be releasing a new album this fall. That’s pretty much all I know at this point. But you can check her Myspace profile for snippets of what’s to come. I only hope when the album drops we aint “Heard It All Before”.

*ha ha*

I’m so funny.