Survey Says I’m Really Not That Hot, RADIO.BLOG Recommendation and a Much Needed Vacation.

Welp, I guess “Momma Said Knock You Out” aint the “best” in ‘nan category. *LOL* Neither are a majority of the blogs I nominated [According to the final results]. I know what it is, it’s because I’m light skinned - that’s why. Ya’ll hatin’ on the pigmentally challanged, that’s all. I’m not upset or disappointed though. The life of a b-list blogger is really not so bad. *reconciling self* I’m still the ‘cats meow’. *ha ha*

Congratulations to those who made the finalists.

Anyhoo, for those of you who stop by to listen to the RADIO.BLOGS, I’ll be posting a new playlist when I come back from my mini VACATION. Yes darlings, a bitch is finally going somewhere on a plane . . . far, far, away. And it will be most depressing when I have to return to the Midwest. So, I’ll probably be drunk and doped up for a few days afterwards, tryna block out the pain and suffering of coming back to this dismal plantation. But in-between times it will be all smiles and sunshine. I might even mess around a bust out a bikini top as I stroll down the beach. [sike]

Side Note to “The Locals”: An uncle of mine has agreed to guard my valuable possessions while I’m away from the ‘crib’. He’s recently been released from prison. In the mid 80’s he got caught up for a string of dangerous crimes, involving weapons and torture. Nobody else in the family would accommodate him, but I’m his favorite niece so I said he could stay with me for a spell. Stalking a chicks house is at your own risk. Uncle is damn good at disposing of bloody limbs that attempt to trespass by the way of locked windows and shit. I left a pair of pliers and a blow torch with him, just in case. He has no remorse for shady tresspasspers on the premises. Even if you are woman with child, he will ‘get’ your stalkin’ ass if you dare to breach security. Have you ever seen the movie Hostel ? Yeah, you might want to mull that over. Although I do think it will be best to leave my pet kitty [Sparkle Momma] with my Grandmother. He doesn’t care for animals.

When I return I’ll be sure to post pictures in SNAP-O-RAMA. As for music lovers looking for new RADIO.BLOGS - hit up my guy Nova - He’s got you covered.

Behave yourselves,

Angelique -