Longevity

ARTICLE: Where you live can decide how long you live. Differences are so extreme it’s as if there are ‘eight Americas,’ report says . . .

With the exception of the pineapple eatin’, rainbow observin’, Hawaiians - I’mma out live alla you bitches! Doh! That’s right. Minnesota ranks #2. But they must not be including the “dying of motony and the dreadful, might as well be dead, dating ’scene’ ” factor. Somedays I’d prefer a quick death over a slow one . . . but then again, just make my exit painless and timely. No need for ‘extras’. So, where does your state fall into line? Click HERE . . . and find out.