“Swoon”
Posted by Saucy Dame Dizzle on
November 20, 2006
Dedicated to a love/hater that goes by the name of Mr.Fitzgerald. Cuz he’s my angel . . . “Made In Heaven” . You know, some of you men out there could really take some notes on how to treat a lady the right way . . . I mean damn, it’s really . . . not . . . that. . . hard.
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I Make It Rain On Them Hoes . . .
Posted by Saucy Dame Dizzle on
November 17, 2006
Oops, my bad — I blacked-out for a minute and thought I was on MySpace. . .
Carry on people! Nothing to see here. LOL!
Digital Cameras That Make Your Fat Butt Look Slim - Oh The Deception . . .
Posted by Saucy Dame Dizzle on
November 17, 2006
We’ve all heard the saying that the camera “adds 10 lbs” to your physical frame . . .not sure if it’s true . . . or if it’s just another way for people to feel better about looking chunky on film. You know the routine: You snap a few pics, thinking you’re looking extra fly. You’re getting your vogue on, busting poses like a pro and feeling all good about yourself. But once you take a look at the screen, reality sets in — no flyness to be found; instead you see sausage and cheese w/ a tub of lard on the side. Not fair! Your camera must be broken or perhaps it’s a bad angle? *perplexed* This couldn’t possible be YOU.
But . . . it . . . is . . .
Nobody I know wants to appear larger than what they really are — especially if you’re on the chubby side of nature, anyway. I know I don’t.
All I Know Is . . .
Posted by Saucy Dame Dizzle on
November 16, 2006
These “Junk Nails” better not belong to a candidate for gastric bypass surgery. . . Will somebody puuuuleeeze pass the cuticle oil . TWO WORDS: OPI Avoplex
AFTER THOUGHT: But you know what? I have ALOT of nerve . . . I was just telling Berry that my nails look like I’ve been clawing at rocks in the underground railroad . . .
Tyler Perry Is At It Again . . .
Posted by Saucy Dame Dizzle on
November 15, 2006
He ‘gon make sure he brings the quality product to the masses and maintain his wealthy empire in the process. Oh and let’s not minimize the positive message. *smile* Go ‘head Tyler — the Saucy Dame Dizzle aint mad at ‘cha!
Related Linkage: Hellurrr HOLLYWOOD, Nice To Meet Churr.
