Will Somebody PULEEZE Pass Me the “Tanning Oil” and a One Way Ticket Up Outta This Motherfucker!
Posted by Saucy Dame Dizzle on
February 25, 2007
Before you fix your fingers to do anything else . . . do like Diddy says and “press play” . . .
That’s right bitches . . . “we”, as in me and mines reside in the great state of MinneSNOWta. Hip-Hip Hoooray! [insert sarcasm here]. And guess what happened this weekend . . .?
Yes, you geniuses guessed correctly, it snowed and snowed and snowed some more . . .
*Note that the photo below has not been edited. The ginormous, powdery white, puff ball you see, is fresh from heaven . . .(or hell depending on who you’re speaking to). You can’t see my hands, but I went on ahead scooped a scoop to demonstrate my present REALITY.
Side Note: I’m laughing at my eyeballs in this picture. Am I secretly related to Cookie Monster? *teasing* I’ll never tell . *ha*
Truthfully, I wish I would’ve been holding a mountain of that good-good “China White” - cuz I swear I would sell that shit and bounce from this northern exposure of a prairie land . . . PRONTO. And since I’m taking it “there”, I noticed that this weekends snow storm shut a lot of people, places and plans down . . . but it surely didn’t stop them “corner boys” from getting their ‘dump’ on. The snow reigned down non-stop, but the fiends were still fiending and them boys were still ‘serving’ - with and without jackets - some with no gloves, no hats - just hoodies, sneakers and hunger pangs. What you know about that?
Shit is real.
Welcome to my neighborhood, family. Not even a blizzard can stop the dollars from circulating. Still, there’s always a better way, right?
But anyhoo, I smiled in the following photo in attempt to make up for that goofy picture posted up above. . .*cheese*
The snow almost covered up my “security” sign. I had to dust it off for any thirsty ass villians who might feel the urge to gain access to me casa. . .
This is what I get to enjoy on my way to and from my daily grind. . .
Christmas is over . . .somebody PLEASE send me a ticket to Rio de Janeiro. I will be your bestest friend, EVER!
Last words: I’m glad I’ve got an extra $20.00 bucks, cuz I aint breakin’ my precious back to shovel a damn thang.
Dizzle -
4 Responses to “Will Somebody PULEEZE Pass Me the “Tanning Oil” and a One Way Ticket Up Outta This Motherfucker!”
Funny how I’d rather be there w/u, instead of here w/ Uncle Sam! It snowed here yesterday for a while. We got about 3-6 inches depending upon your locality. But, for me snow is only worth the hassle if it keeps me from work. Needless to say I’m not happy about the neo-ye-yo sending me to the plantaion for a worthless 8 hours of my life. Oh well, the Dame always keeps my finger tips warm and cozy.
By The 5th Letter [E] on Feb 26, 2007
I see it takes a fresh coating (or 12″) of snow to make that NorfSide ‘appear’ like a pleasant place to be.
LOL–see that’s why my NorfSide pass got revoked!
tk
By tk on Feb 26, 2007
hahahaha that’s crazy - looks pretty but yeah I’m glad I’m not there! Its so funny because just last night my bro came over trying to bum a fan from us because the AC in his apartment wasn’t working and he was hot LMAO - then I come read this and I remember “oh yeah!!! It IS February huh?” hehehehe
By Jennifer on Feb 27, 2007
We got lucky here in Philly. Just a little bit of snow this year (so far). What I hate is the 1 to 3 inch snow falls that people act a fool in and can’t drive. I’m ready for Spring. It does look pretty through, that is until it turns brown and black.
By Baby Girl on Feb 28, 2007