I Be On That Kryptonite, Straight Up On That Kryptonite!

Friday Night
+ Tequila
+ Hennessy
+ Top Shelf Long Island Teas
+ Old School Music at Gabbys (peep the comments)
= Saucy Fun, Deviant Behavior and Drunk (CRUNK) Dialing. Oh lordy!

The good news is that I had MUCHO fun. The relieving news is that despite my drunkenness, I knew better than to embarrass myself by calling the WRONG people (ex lovers, my sons father, former employers, bitches I don’t like, etc.)

Thank gooooodness — I kept my “Hen Dog” comedy tour limited to my sister and my closest homegirls. Getting caught up in the rapture of a liquor buzz can lead a person straight into the Drunk Dialing Danger Zone and that’s not cool. The aftermath of a reckless phone call gone wrong can be crucial.

Fortunately, my calls were HEE-LARIOUS. I was in rare form, ya’ll. And how about all of them chics (my girls) saved the messages. We had a good laugh on SUNDAY, because SATURDAY I was out-of- commission. I would podcast the audio, but it is way too incriminating and would require major editing.

With that being said, I’d like to take a moment to thank Debonaire of Bachelor Boy Entertainment and Disco T and Dan Speak of Positive Mood Entertainment for reuniting me with all of my high school classmates. Now I don’t have to be bothered with the 15 year reunion that’s coming up in September, 2007.

And how about this time around the reunion is at a Pizza Parlor. I guess they said damn alla of the glitz and glamour — let’s just hook up at BROADWAY PIZZA.

*Bury Me G*

I am not joking. They are having our their 15 year reunion at a pizza shack. Apparently this decision was made because of the low turnout for our 10 year reunion. I didn’t go to that either. The venue was out in the ‘burbs’ at a hotel. . . I heard it was LAME.

It’s not that I had a lousy time in high school or that I dislike my classmates. Actually, I had alot of fun in school and it was a very positive time in my life. Still, I really don’t have a strong desire to reunite with folks. What’s the purpose? Even back in the day I was an extroverted loner. But ya never know, I may have a change of heart and find a slice of pizza hanging out of my jaws. They do serve up a tasty pie. The drinks are swell too. I’ll make sure to lay up off of the cocktails though. I’d be mortified to find myself drunk dialing ANYONE from the class of ‘92 * ha ha*

Cheers!

Saucy Dame Dizzle -