Archive for August, 2007

“Aunt Bunny”

*ha ha* The following Eddie Murphy clip has me feeling a bit dated. I very clearly remember watching Delirious for the first time, when I was 10 (dangerously close to 11) years old. Of course I watched his wildly raunchy and over the top 70 minute act at a friends house. My grandmother would’ve gone into a moral seizure had she known . . .

That was almost 25 years ago. And how about Murphy was only 23 years old when he wrote and performed the script. You do the math! It was a hoot then and it’s a hoot now! Classic material..

Fruity Pebbles & Pastelles: The Official “Graduation” Album Cover /Tracklist and Kanyes Future Clothing Line. . .

Graduation

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RADIO.BLOG: THE LOFT FILES

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The woman who resides behind the door pictured above is in love with music. What would any home be like without the sound of sweet music filling its nooks and crannies? I couldn’t even imagine. I am a musical person, always have been. I thank the Creator for that, *smile*. Much to the annoyance of my coworkers, I’m always humming a song under my breath. And if I’m not singing a song, I’m thinking about the lyrics in my head.

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Terrence Dashon Howard Refuses To Date Women Who Don’t Wipe Their Bum, Properly. . . .

Hustle & Flow star Terrence Howard refuses to date women who don’t use moistened tissue on visits to the toilet - as they are “not completely clean”. The actor insists potential female suitors must not rely solely on toilet tissues in the bathroom, and even goes to the trouble of advising any partners to make the switch to baby wipes if they don’t already use them.

He tells Elle magazine, “If they’re using dry paper, they aren’t washing all of themselves. It’s just unclean. So if I go inside a woman’s house and see the toilet paper there, I’ll explain this. And if she doesn’t make the adjustment to baby wipes, I’ll know she’s not completely clean.” (source)

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It’s Us, Snitches!

August 10th, 2007 — The “One Man Band”, keeping his head to the to the sky . . .
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I found the photo above of my fashion twin, Swizz Beats over at THE FADER, along with a little bit of “Breakfast Poetry at Café Swizz”. I always knew my swagger was up to par with the big wigs of the game *hearty chuckle*. I guess it’s official. Now, if I could just get my bank account status aligned with self proclaimed, “One Man Band”, I’d be skraight! It would be pink Kangols and designer frames for everybody! — Emerald “Canned Pea Green” Kangols and K-MART shades w/ the bifocal corrective lenses for you haters filled with envy . . . *ha ha* Can you SEE ME now? Good, good . . .

Talkin’ Friendly Smack on a Friday out of a Cubicle in Minneapolis,

Saucy Dame Dizzle -

July 2nd, 2007 — Saucy Dame Dizzle, lookin’ straight at you . . .
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