Terrence Dashon Howard Refuses To Date Women Who Don’t Wipe Their Bum, Properly. . . .
Posted by Saucy Dame Dizzle on
August 10, 2007
Hustle & Flow star Terrence Howard refuses to date women who don’t use moistened tissue on visits to the toilet - as they are “not completely clean”. The actor insists potential female suitors must not rely solely on toilet tissues in the bathroom, and even goes to the trouble of advising any partners to make the switch to baby wipes if they don’t already use them.
He tells Elle magazine, “If they’re using dry paper, they aren’t washing all of themselves. It’s just unclean. So if I go inside a woman’s house and see the toilet paper there, I’ll explain this. And if she doesn’t make the adjustment to baby wipes, I’ll know she’s not completely clean.” (source)
How this is news worthy, I’m not sure, but I am posting it for poots and giggles, anyway. He doesn’t mention how he wipes his ass, but this brother is anal to say the least. I wonder does his moms have a whole stack of “Huggies” on deck? Usually, when I enter a persons bathroom, I see a rolls of tissue, but rarely a stack of wipes. Are people hiding their genital cleansing wipes under the sink? Just a thought to ponder as your swipe your ‘privates’ this weekend.
So tell me, how do you handle your business? Enquiring minds want to know . . .
The Terrence Howard Cleanliness Seal of Approval Poll
KEEP IT REAL. Do you wipe your bottom with baby wipes every time you go to the toilet?
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9 Responses to “Terrence Dashon Howard Refuses To Date Women Who Don’t Wipe Their Bum, Properly. . . .”
Terrence Howard is off the chain with his comments.
But, what can you say?
I think most men want their women nice and clean, and vice versa.
This is absolutely the most funniest poll I have ever seen on here.
“poops and giggles” — LOL!
I’ve voted.
And on the real, I might just start using wet wipes — not baby wipes — to clean my bum-bum after dropping a duece.
Feel me?
Holla!
By Trent on Aug 10, 2007
Terrence is a fruitcake. He’s nutty.
By princessdominique on Aug 12, 2007
That’s funny. I can see his point though. There are some who got an F in potty training. Aren’t those Scotts moist wipes great!
By Baby Girl on Aug 13, 2007
I have wipes and I do keep them under the sink but only use them ya know when you really need to. Everytime? That’s a little too much, he must have some issues with pee pee on the vagie…
I bet Terrence is totally against Golden Showers.
By C-Rocka on Aug 13, 2007
I agree! I was raised to wipe my “bum” clean with towlets that we had in our bathroom and even as an adult I keep cloths in my purpose.
Many friends both male and female of mines have also picked up my bum wiping” style. lol.
So if you see me in Traffic and u need a Wet One or an Always Clean…I GOTCHA back!!
By O'neika on Aug 13, 2007
I’m not mad @ Terrance because it’s all about preserving the sexy. Skid mark prevention via baby wipes is a good look overall.
By Fave on Aug 13, 2007
OK, I’m not mad at Terrence either, BUT why is that MEN are more prone to “skid-mark” madness? Say it aint so . . .
By Cruella St.Peezy on Aug 13, 2007
*speechless* i can’t even comment. i mean i see the point. but dag. that’s a bit much.
By lis on Aug 13, 2007
Found you via Princess…
I have a friend who uses the wipes but she is a complete freak when it comes to germs. I love her, but she’s a germaphobe. Even she, the baby wipe believer, wouldn’t talk about it in a dang magazine. WTH Terrence? W.T.H.?
By mary on Aug 13, 2007