Archive for March, 2008

Monday
Mar 31,2008

Hostess With The Mostest

So, in regards to the show-show…and my very first time hosting…

Two Words: SOLD OUT … not me, the venue, suckas!

Yup, I popped my hosting cherry to a sold out crowd at the legendary the FIRST AVENUE (7th Street Entry). The joint was jumping, yo! Peoples was fresh out of rehab and violating their house arrest orders to get a taste of Minnesotas Finest. I would have liked to have taken more photos, but I was too busy moving around, trying to keep my anxiety levels down. Word on the skreet is ya girl did a swell job. And got a few most hosting gigs lined up on the strength of the MPLS MASSACRE. *lol*

It was fuuuuuun.

Special thanks goes out to Black Corners and Muja Messiah for allowing me the opportunity to host a bomb show. Shouts to my homegirl, B FRESH for sharing her photos with us.

Now, what ya’ll waiting on… go check out the pics and let me know what you think!

GO THERE…

Monday
Mar 31,2008

Ha! Dig my protegee, C-Rocka getting her birthday swag on, like a young Teena Marie.

crocka

I’m in good spirits this year (yes, and I also have a new camera) so I’ve decided RE-OPEN the photo archives of SNAP-O-RAMA. This should be happy news for everybody as far as I’m concerned. *LOL*

If you are familiar with SNAP-O-RAMA (the extensive photo gallery at SDD.COM), you can know go on ahead and refresh yourself with the image stylings of ya girl. If you are new to the SNAP-O-RAMA…well, you have plenty of material to browse. Don’t sleep on the Minneapolis/St.Paul area…WE DO OUR THING.

I also accept submissions, so send me your best and I will post it.

SEE YOU SOME

SEE YOU SOME MORE…

Enjoy!

The following message is primarily (but not solely) for “the locals”… ya’ll fools from the 612…

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Um, Thanks But No Thanks…

Saturday
Mar 29,2008

So with all of the hub-bub about us women (because men need not worry about being lard asses, right?) committing to a “fitness revolution“, I decided to take a peek at the theory behind the only FDA approved, over-the-counter fat-blocker, alli.

Alli

How It Works:

“The active ingredient in alli attaches to some of the natural enzymes in the digestive system, preventing them from breaking down about a quarter of the fat you eat. Undigested fat cannot be absorbed and passes through the body naturally. The excess fat is not harmful. In fact, you may recognize it in the toilet as something that looks like the oil on top of a pizza. ”

Because of the way in which alli works, eating meals with too much fat may cause side effects known as treatment effects. Learn more about treatment effects now. . .

* gas with oily spotting
* loose stools
* more frequent stools that may be hard to control

In other words, taking this so called weight reduction help-aid may result in you having “accidents” in your Victorias Secret… at work, church, the grocery store…on the way to your friends birthday party, etc.

I don’t give a damn how thin you become via poppin’ alli tablets and reducing your fat intake…

Oily bowel seepage/fecal incontinence is NEVER a good look.

Period. Point Blank. End of Story.

There is nothing left to say…except one thing:

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