Talk About the ULTIMATE Disrespect . . .

Yo, Yo, Baby Pops!

More updates cometh a lil bit later . . . until then, git in where you fit in and check this out right here:

DON’T PAY O.J.

See, the title rhymes and everything. Kinda “catchy”, huh?

You know, someone tried to get people to boycott Saucy Dame Delux not to long ago . . . I was upset about it at first — but instead, all of the extra boycotting attention had a reverse effect and my site name is being Googled more than ever.

*chanting w/ a picket sign*

BOYCOTT SAUCY DAME ! BOYCOTT SAUCY DAME ! BOYCOTT SAUCY DAME! BOYCOTT SAUCY DAME ! BOYCOTT SAUCY DAME! BOYCOTT SAUCY DAME ! BOYCOTT SAUCY DAME ! BOYCOTT SAUCY DAME !

But on a serious note, it a DISGRACE that OJ is soooooo thirsty for $$ that he would go about writing this HORRIBLE BOOK and disrespecting the mother of his children and the mourning families of the two innocent people who were murdered . . . 12 years later. If there is a “hell” , I hope this jerk is ushered to the front of the line, V.I.P Status. I don’t think anyone should sponser this mans book or give him an outlet to promote it or otherwise. This is just WRONG.

The Famous Reading of the OJ Simpson Verdict:

Get Your Mind Right: “ALI RAP”. Read You Some . . .

” I’m a double rapper. I rap them with my mouth and then I rap them in the mouth.’ ” - Muhammad Ali

“This book contains over 300 rap rhythms, witticisms, insults, wisecracks, politically incorrect quips, courageous stands and words of inspiration from the mind, heart and soul of the brash young Cassius Clay, as he steadily grew into the magnificent man who is Muhammad Ali. From a narcissistic self-promoter who eventually became a man of enduring spirituality through a journey of formidable tests, Ali has emerged as a true superhero in the annals of American history, and the Worldwide Ambassador of Courage and Conviction. ”

“ALI RAP” is set for release next month, December 2006 (right on time for the holidays).

More from the orignator of flyness. . .

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Hello, My Name is Angelique and I am a Magazine Junky.

Slowly
Thumbing through
Glossy
Straight edged pages (no “dog ears” please)
Filled with
High Fashion
Pop Culture
Short Stories
Etiquette in regards to ‘this’ and ‘that’
The latest trends
Various fragrance samples (yes, I really do rub them against my wrist and sniff)
What’s ‘next’ of the ‘next’
And
Gourmet recipes (Which I read, but never make)
Is
My
Pleasure.

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Angelique and the Snowy Day

“One winter morning Peter woke up and looked out the window. Snow had fallen during the night. It covered everything as far as he could see. . .” It’s been snowing in Minnesnowta . . .suprise, suprise! Just 4 maybe 5 more months until spring is sprung. I know you envy me. And some of ya’ll wonder why I came get mean and downright surly. I want out of this state!

Berry has written a list about the things she would do if she could be a kid again for a day. It is a really awesome list. It got me to thinking about what I would do . . . but I won’t be listing anything today. LOL!

One thing I will share is my fondness for the books I read in elementary school. I loved to read as a child. I would devour book after book. Reading was my passion, so much, that I even participated in a few Read-A-Thons. I was earning all types of goodies, based on my readin’ skills. Time passed and I discovered the art of make-up and boys. I fell off. *frowns* My mother told me to keep my books open and my legs closed, but I didn’t listen. . .

Now, mostly what I read is on the internet or in a fashion magazine. I really need to get back to the pleasure of reading a good book - and none of that ghetto-fiction-mess . . . something that will add to my souls progression.

Ezra Jack Keats is one of my favorites. I was attracted to his books instantly, because of their lush and colorful illustrations. Each page is a visual treat. And if I recall, when I was a “Shorty” his books were some of the very few, representing characters that looked like the people in my neighborhood.

What I recently learned, like today . . . is that Ezra Jack Keats was born to Polish immigrants of Jewish descent. All these years I assumed he was a “brother”. Not that it makes a difference.

Other books/authors I cherish:

All of Shel Silversteins books.
Anything written by Judy Bloom
Arnold Lobel’s “Frog and Toad Are Friends“
Russell Hobans “A Bargain For Frances“ and the rest of the series.
The Chronicles of Narnia written by CS Lewis andBeezus and Ramona by Beverly Clearly.

Classic Material. Moving forward, I think I’ll be re-visiting some of these books:) It’s nice to reminisce.

Have a warm and fuzzy day,

Ramona “Angelique” Quimby

Drop Down and Get Your Eagle On, Girl ! (Flap Your Wings)

Ladies,

Are you looking to get ’saved’ but not in the Baptist church kind of way? ” Sex A Baller - Out Of His Mind and Money ” written by Mysterious Luva, will take your broke, gold diggin’ ass from out of the gutter to livin’ large, with the turn of a page! (If that’s what you want to tell yo’self). Real women hold it down every day without reading crap like this to pay their bills and live swell. Yeah, you may land yourself a “Baller”, but can he “ball” mentally? That’s what I want to know. And don’t get it twisted, I would LOVE to have a few bills paid and a sparkling gem or two. Yup, I’m all about dinner dates and tokens of affection . . . but not by taking this route. I aint mad at the author though, she’s pimping all of her readers, everytime they buy her book.

Baller Catching 101

• Top-20 Baller SEX POSITIONS (Photos!)
• Where To FIND A Baller
• Which Ballers Have The BIGGEST Penis
• SEDUCING A Baller
• Making A Baller Fall In Love
• Getting MONEY From A Baller
• What Kind Of SEX A Baller Likes
• The EASIEST Type of Baller To Catch
• Turning A Baller Out In Bed
• GAMES To Play On A Baller
• Getting Your Rent Paid & A Free Car
• Learn All The SECRETS!

BY THE END OF THIS BOOK, YOU’LL HAVE YOUR CERTIFIED BALLER-CATCHER’S DEGREE!