Terrence Dashon Howard Refuses To Date Women Who Don’t Wipe Their Bum, Properly. . . .
Posted by Saucy Dame Dizzle on
August 10, 2007
Hustle & Flow star Terrence Howard refuses to date women who don’t use moistened tissue on visits to the toilet - as they are “not completely clean”. The actor insists potential female suitors must not rely solely on toilet tissues in the bathroom, and even goes to the trouble of advising any partners to make the switch to baby wipes if they don’t already use them.
He tells Elle magazine, “If they’re using dry paper, they aren’t washing all of themselves. It’s just unclean. So if I go inside a woman’s house and see the toilet paper there, I’ll explain this. And if she doesn’t make the adjustment to baby wipes, I’ll know she’s not completely clean.” (source)
Aw, Sooky Sooky Now! AOL Black Voices Recognizes Saucy Dame Delux . . .
Posted by Saucy Dame Dizzle on
July 31, 2007
Ha! Check out your homegirl the Dame Dizzle, getting her bloggerific props from AOL Black Voices. I just received word from “Zack B” over in “AOL Land” that Saucy Dame Delux was featured in last weeks edition of Blog for Blog. Apparently, the Apollonia vs Vanity: Who has the Most Swagger ? post was a “hit”. Why he didn’t hit me off with this info sooner is beyond me. Either way, blog love is always welcome and always on time. Read the rest of this entry »
I Got a Little Bit of Dixie in Me . . .
Posted by Saucy Dame Dizzle on
July 31, 2007
Interesting, I speak more “Yankee” than Upper Midwestern, but I’m from Minnesota. I always knew I was born in the wrong region.
Just for fun, take the quiz and post your results in the comment section . . .
Saucy Dames Linguistic Profile: |
 55% General American English 25% Yankee 10% Upper Midwestern 5% Dixie 0% Midwestern |
Play Another Slow Jam
Posted by Saucy Dame Dizzle on
July 5, 2007
Just curious.When was the last time you slow danced with someone?
Sadly, I can’t remember the last time. Probably because I have yet to have a ’slow dance’ encounter that I would consider, OFFICIAL. Sure, I’ve awkwardly two-stepped with a guy or two in my day, but it wasn’t the stuff that dreamy memoirs are made of. It was more like some jive negroe pulling me close at the end of the night, tryna create an entry way into my ‘femininity’. He’s thinking he’s all extra smooth & stuff and I’m just waiting for the song to end.Unfortunately, the men who offer to slow dance with me, I don’t want to slow dance with. The fellas I would like to share a slow jam with, never ask. But, why do short men always want to slow dance with me? I’m 6 feet tall! I guess they want a face full of breast. I can’t blame ‘em for that. Still, I’se be needing collar bone to rest my head on or at least some pretty brown eyes to stare into without cramping my neck.
Am I the only woman who has been deprived of a tender and meaningful slow dance? Feels like that way . . .
The good news is that I have plenty years left for the DJ to play another slow jam. One day I’m sure he’ll make it extra sweet.
So tell me . . .
When was the last time you slow danced with someone?
Do share.
“Girl 6″ - I Have More Than One Man to Keep Me Satisfied.
Posted by Saucy Dame Dizzle on
May 10, 2007
I aint got “a” man . . . I got 6 of ‘em. They all make me feel some kind of way, post by post, each and every rip. I’m never left unsatisfied and I rotate frequently. Damn it feels good to be on a brothers blogroll . . it lets me know I must be doing something right.
Here’s what’s going on in their cyber world. . .
