Thank You For Smoking.
Posted by Saucy Dame Dizzle on
March 5, 2008
I opened my mailbox this evening and amongst a stack of junk and bills was a token of appreciation from the throat and lung cancer fairies, RJ Reynolds Tobacco Company. Sent with love and care, the high quality, glossified and colorful box with a hip design was chalked full of…well, we’ll get to that in a minute…
Dig the presentation:
Pretty cool, huh?
But uh, I’m not a smoker, so how did they get my address?
Well, you see, now comes the part where I have to admit I am somewhat of a hypocrite (and a ‘baby’ liar) for some of what you just read just a few words ago.
Truth is. . .
